It Takes Women Seven and a Half Months to Become Comfortable With a Guy . . . Here Are the Five Ways to Tell When It Happens
According to a new survey by a British website called MyCelebrityFashion.co.uk, it takes the average woman seven and a half months to feel totally comfortable with a new boyfriend.
That's much longer than men . . . they feel fine with a new woman after a few WEEKS. Here are five ways to tell that a woman is feeling settled in:
1. They drop their "date personality" and start acting more like themselves.
2. They burp and break wind in front of you.
3. They let you see them without their makeup on.
4. They wear mismatched or unsexy underwear.
5. They wear old, comfortable clothes.
A Man Was Shot Twice In the Head, and Still Managed To Drive Himself to the Hospital
Around 4:45 A.M. on Saturday, in Brooklyn, Illinois, a 39-year-old man was driving and got HIT by another car. The other car sped off, but the man followed it into St. Louis.
Finally the other car pulled over . . . and two guys got out and started SHOOTING at him.
He ended up taking TWO BULLETS TO THE HEAD . . . but somehow survived and was still able to DRIVE HIMSELF to the hospital.
He's been hospitalized in stable condition, and police are still searching for the shooters.
A Woman Was Arrested for Calling 911 Because She Wanted a Divorce
Around 1:00 A.M. on Saturday, a 42-year-old woman in Girard Township, Pennsylvania called 911 with an emergency.
And that emergency was . . . she really, REALLY wanted to a DIVORCE.
The woman explained to the dispatcher that she and her husband were DONE. And she had two requests. One, give her the divorce . . . and two, have the cops come and escort her husband away.
The 911 dispatcher told her they don't grant divorces . . . AND they couldn't make her husband leave, because he hadn't committed any crime.
The woman was cited for disorderly conduct and misusing the 911 system.