If flowers, cards and jewelry aren't doing it, here's the perfect Valentine's Day gift.  For $10, the Bronx Zoo will let you name one of their Madagascar hissing cockroaches after your special someone. They have 58,000 of them!  And for $15 more, they'll send them a dark chocolate replica roach to commemorate it..ewwwwwww.

Yea I can this this now..."baby I named a cockroach after you..(look of digust..punching you in the face..tossing all your belongings into the front yard) THANKS..but I'm good.

Here's the official site if you want to give it a shot :)