A safari tour guide at Kruger National Park in South Africa has been fired . . . because he got drunk and decided to charge a wild ELEPHANT.  There's footage of it online.  Luckily . . . for him at least . . . the elephant got spooked and ran off

Proof again....WE'RE ALL DOOMED by the youth of today...

I guess Taco Bell feels EMPOWERED by their Doritos taco shells, because now they're getting even MORE experimental. In Orange County, California . . . which is the home of the Taco Bell headquarters . . . there have been sightings of a new BREAKFAST TACO at various Taco Bell locations. And instead of a regular shell, it's wrapped in a WAFFLE shell. The Waffle Taco has eggs and sausage wrapped in a waffle, covered in maple syrup. They're selling for 89 cents. There's no word on if or when these could go nationwide . . . or, ya know, if or when they're going to take it even further and make a waffle taco covered in Doritos nacho cheese....eeewwwwww.