Here's Exactly How Much You Have to Spend to Get Laid on Valentine's Day:

 

A new survey of women has figured how much you have to spend on them this Valentine's Day to GET LAID.  The average single guy will have to spend $257 . . . the average married guy will have to spend $203 . . . and the average guy in a committed relationship who's not married will have to spend $180.  And of course, regardless of how much you spend, nothing is guaranteed.

 

 

(CNBC / Jezebel)

 

 

 

80% of Women Say You Shouldn't Rely On Facebook To Say "Happy Valentine's Day" . . . It Might Even Get You Dumped:

 

If you're planning a PUBLIC SPECTACLE to declare your love to the world on Valentine's Day, do it right.  Which means:  Not on Facebook.

 

 

According to a new survey, 80% of women say they'd be VERY unhappy if a guy used Facebook to wish them a Happy Valentine's Day.  14% say they'd even considering DUMPING a guy who did that.

 

 

The number one pick for the BEST way to say Happy Valentine's Day is a handwritten letter. 

 

(FemaleFirst)

 

 

 

 

 

A Lawyer in Michigan is Celebrating Valentine's Day by Giving Away . . . a Free Divorce:

 

The week after Valentine's Day is one of the biggest times of the year for DIVORCES . . . apparently a disappointing Valentine's Day is the last straw for a TON of people.  And naturally, LAWYERS see dollar signs in your misery.

 

 

An attorney named Walter Bentley in Southfield, Michigan wants to make sure you think of HIM when you think of Valentine's divorces . . . so he's running a contest offering a FREE post-Valentine's divorce to the person with the best breakup story.

 

 

But because he's so very ethical, he says it has to be a situation where there are no child custody issues.  And only Michigan residents are eligible.